mama's top 5 phrases this week

Another week has gone by, but this one went v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y.

Phrase 5: "How much can you possibly poop?" ~ said to Reichen

Phrase 4: "Poor, poor boy." ~ said to both boys; explanation will follow on tomorrow's post

Phrase 3: "Not again!"

Phrase 2: "I'm the BOSS!" ~ followed with Avery saying, "well daddy's the bigger boss"

Phrase 1: "Well daddy's not here!" ~ see phrase 2

mama's top 5 phrases this week

So I've decided to start a new Saturday post.  These are the top 5 phrases said around the house this week by me... more times than I wanted to say them, more times than the Shauan men wanted to hear them.  Thus the weekly "mama's top 5 phrases this week"!  (If someone can think of a better title, I'm very open to suggestions)

Phrase 5:  "What-in-the-world!??!"  dash is emphasis of a pause when saying it... dramatic affect for the boys

Phrase 4:  "Avery, release your brother's feet!!!"  he has an obsession... think King Julien and Mort

Phrase 3:  "Reichen, get down from there!!!  he climbs everything

Phrase 2:  "I'm going to cut my face off!!"  my allergies laugh at me as they torment me.

Phrase 1:  "Jesus, help me"   for explanation see above 4 phrases