Two the France

My morning conversation with the boy(s):

Me: Avery, we have an exciting weekend and it's starting right now!

Avery: What are we doing?

Me: Tomorrow we're going to see fireworks, and today the Tour de France starts!

Avery: What's the Two the France? (blasphemy!)

Me: It's the bike race that we watch every year, and cheer and scream for Lance Armstrong!

Avery: Is Daddy racing in it?

Me: No

Avery: Is it in France?

Me: Yes

Avery: oh, that must be why they call it the Two the France

Me: It's TOUR de FRANCE!

Reichen: Bike, Bike, Bike!

Let the white knuckled screaming begin! Go Lance! Go USA!