little shepherd boy

We've put the gates up to keep Reichen out of the kitchen.  Who knew they would become the gateway to the zoo?  Everyday there's a different set of animals on the other side of the gate.  This day it was the sheep farm.  

And I still haven't decided what to do with the dread...

what to do, what to do...

See that thing growing out of the side of my head?  That would be an unintentional dreadlock.  How does one get an unintentional dreadlock?  When you have hair like mine, it's pretty easy.  All it takes is going to bed with wet hair.  This is what I woke up to.  It's not the first time, but it is by far the worst. Normally it will come out with lots of combing, tugging and pulling.  Not this time.  It's a huge knot.  And it's only growing.  I think I'm going to have to cut it out.  I've had to do that before, but it's never been along my hair line.  And this would definitely be obvious since it's on my neck and about two inches in circumference.  What to do, what to do...

Bless Your Heart, Tramp!

It seems I have no problem making a fool of myself.  I think it comes with an "I could care less what people think of me" attitude.   Of course deep down I care... just not nearly as much as I should.  Honestly, it's almost like I set myself up for these things...  I've been going to the gym for two weeks straight now.  I know, I know, SHOCK and AWE.  I've surprised myself.  So I've found that if I read a book while on the stationary bike, the time goes by so much faster.  The book is so funny!  

How funny is this book?  So funny that I literally was laughing out loud in the middle of the "library quiet" fitness center... uncontrollably.  Did tears streak my cheek?  Yes, maybe with a little sweat mixed in as well.  Once I caught my breath did I continue to spin those wheels only to burst into laughter again?  Yes.  Did people stare at me with that "well, bless your heart" look?  Absolutely!  Which just made me laugh all the harder.  I think the laughter may have worked my muscles more than the actual bike.  Did I read the book again the next day laughing out loud on my bike?  Yes.  

I don't know if you have to be from the south or familiar with southern people to appreciate the book, but I highly recommend it if you fall into one of those categories.  

I've moved onto a serious book.  I'm finally reading "A Long Way Gone, Memoirs of a Boy Soldier".  Now I'll be crying myself off the bike instead of laughing.

snow day

This morning we woke up to the glistening of snow!  I love, love, love snow.  The only sad part was it didn't stick to the roads and it didn't really last.  Avery's snowman is melted already.  Boo, hiss, boo!  Avery and Wayne had a lot of fun playing, throwing snowballs and trying to catch snow in their mouth.  Reichen went out for about five minutes so that he could experience his first snow.  He even held his first icicle.

Avery getting hit with a snowball.

Avery actually looking at the camera.

Our snow covered bungalow

And I don't know what is going on here.  Only Avery knows.

can't see the forest for the teeth

I can't tell you how many times I've used the phrase "can't see the forest for the trees".  And chances are I'm referring to having a guy look for something (no specific guy of course).  Well, the other day I had a "guy" moment.  Reichen has been drooling all over the place.  I change his shirt about three times a day because it's just drenched.  His little chin and mouth stay red and chapped no matter how much vaseline or burt bee's pomegranate is put on him.  And his gum is bulging.  I didn't need my college degree (that I don't have) to figure out what was happening.  Tooth number five was FINALLY about to cut through.  It's been trying for what has seemed like forever.  So every day for the last couple of weeks I've been staring at the spot where tooth five is coming through.  I've even subjected my finger to being bit off by rubbing the spot to see if there's any progress of the  jagged dagger.  So this past Wednesday was no different.  Reichen was cracking himself up while he was eating, so being super smart I decided to take advantage of this situation to see if tooth five was in.  It was as if someone turned a floodlight on in his mouth, or perhaps my "guy" blinders had been removed.  Little did I know that this whole time I've been staring at tooth EIGHT!  Five, six, and seven were already out and about in the little guy's mouth chewing cheerios without my knowledge.  How could I have been so blind?  I have no idea.  Maybe I'm just really focused (on one spot).

another milestone

This afternoon Avery and Reichen were having "brother time" in their room.  This would also be known as mandatory play in your crib while your brother plays with his cars on the floor, so mamma can have a cup of coffee on the couch and watch FOX news time.  

Half way through my cup of creama dreama, Avery starts yelling for me to come in their room.  By his high level pitch and the urgency in his voice, I knew something "big" had happened.  In the 18 steps it took me to get to their room I had exhausted every scenario my wild imagination could come up with.  Did I forget to put up the side of the crib?  Reichen wasn't crying... but maybe he was knocked unconscious, or maybe it was going to be that cry that has no sound for 30 seconds because he has inhaled the entire room for what will be the siren of all cries.  But I hadn't heard a horrible thud, so it couldn't be that.  Did Avery give him one of his cars and Reichen was choking on it?  I don't think Avery would do that, he's been warned enough that he knows his hiney would be tanner than his mamma's if he did.  Maybe Reichen fell asleep in the midst of the airplanes taking off and landing in the middle of their room.  Couldn't be that, I haven't experienced those kind of miracles yet.  Two more steps and I'm in the room, cell phone at the ready in case I need to dial 911.

As I round the corner I see Avery standing in the middle of their room with one hand on his hip and one waving up and down at Reichen saying, "look what our baby did for the first time!"

He pulled himself up to a standing position all by himself.  

I guess it's time to take down the mobile in the crib.  

And I guess it's time for me to drink less coffee.

future Apple Genius

What happens when you give your child a "harmless" bike tool and leave the room for ten minutes?

The computer is dismantled!!  (thank God it was the dinosaur)